I have a clock that used to go tick toc tic toc.
The Chick Peas
The Chick Peas are a new rap group inspired by The Black Eyed Peas.
Never yell into a colander
Never yell into a colander ……
It will strain your voice.
Time flies
Time flies like an arrow…….
Fruit flies like a banana.
A Christmas tradition
A trip into the forest to find a tree and do some …..
Christmas chopping
So many ships have sunk that it has become….
A wrecktangle.
It was a difficult case to win. I had to deal with the tailor who was a material witness in the suit…
Getting a haircut
A young woman want to get her hair cut but she did not want to remove her headphones.
Hi I’m Zelda
“Hi I’m Zelda, what year is this?”
“You mean that It isn’t 1924?”
She asked for it
She said that she wanted to get stoned …….
So he threw rocks at her.