Friday Lyrics: 2012 by Jay Sean

This guy is channeling his inner Mayan. I was wondering when someone would try to replicate a Prince-esque “Party like it’s 1999” song, and this guy is sort of doing it. This song is just so weird I had to post the lyrics. Maybe it’s not that it’s weird but it’s just funny…

Friday Lyrics: Like a G6

This song is so great yet not all at the same time. When I listen to it I want have fun but I don’t want to listen to it…but I want to have fun? The group “Far East Movement” seemingly shot out of nowhere with this song, I’ve heard it on the radio 627 times, yet I never knew what they…

The cruise from hell? What?

“It’s nothing like anyone expected,” said passenger David Zambrano. “You stand in line for two hours just to get your food because everybody goes to the same place to pick up their food. Then once you get your food, you look for something to do. People are playing cards. People…

A very very cool video. Produced by Ottford.

A very very cool video. Produced by Ottford.

The Test

How long can you go without an insult? How long can you go without making a negative judgment towards someone? Or how long can you go without being completely negative in any given situation?

If you can make it 1 hour during the day you are more successful than 76 percent of the population. Time yourself…

Be honest.

The Spork

The Spork. If you’ve forgotten it’s a half spoon half fork and it seems to only be utilized in kids lunchrooms. Also, it’s also a flimsy plasticy excuse of a utensil. Come to think of it, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen anything other than a plastic spork.

The Watch Guy

Watch Guy: Do you own a watch?


 Me: Yes.


 Watch Guy: Good. If you don’t you’ll go crazy.


 Me: Well, glad that I do. Wait… Why would I go crazy?


 Watch Guy: Time. It’s all about time. If you don’t know what time it is you’ll go crazy.


 Me: Oh, yeah.


 Watch Guy: No you don’t get it. The second…

Bridge me.

There are a few ideas and thoughts that rest in my mind on a daily basis: invisible dog leashes, stores that sell only cereal and have a cereal bar, the shoes from back to the future 2, and most importantly… A life with more bridges. I think that the bridge is basically any solution to most city problems.

Um…Baseball?

It’s the eve of the historic midterm election and I think I’m asking the question that everyone is thinking: What happened to baseball? Did anyone even know the World Series was on tonight? The Giants VS The Rangers. I was more focused on watching Monday Night Football than I was the final game of the…