Honking Guy.

Dear Guy who honks at women and then turns his head at a 49.3-degree angle checking them out on the sidewalk,

Honestly, has this ever worked? Does honking the horn of your Civic ever make a woman hop in your car?

Sarah Palin — are you kidding me? First — don’t ask me why I was watching this interview. Sec

Sarah Palin — are you kidding me? First — don’t ask me why I was watching this interview. Second — let’s not focus on the typical Palin (I’m disagreeing even though I…

Nickname.

I just had a critical thinking session about nicknames and people that have them, I then dug a little deeper and thought of the origin of nicknames themselves. Then sat around for about 20 more minutes and thought why is it called a “nickname” or wait, is it “nicname” with no “K”? No, no, it’s with a K — the…

I think it’s only appropriate that Obama presents video of his birth in the hospital with a

I think it’s only appropriate that Obama presents video of his birth in the hospital with an American flag somewhere in the background while people are talking about living in America… so we have audio.

The Candy Jar

If you’re the person in the office that can’t stop snacking and then plays the blame game because other people in your office bring M&M’s, chocolate, chips, or any other comfort food. You should look up “Self Control” while eating the M&M’s.