King Eugene

The most amazing king of all time. In rhyme.

The Whisperworm

Millie stole a Whisperworm
and put it in her ear

Goo in My Goose

You’ll sigh at the sight of this.

Byron Would Lie in Bed for Hours

A tragedy.

We Have Four Chickens

The fourth chicken will surprise you.

The Boy Who Runs on Water

No, really. He runs on water! This photo is REAL!

Mercedes Chevrolet Ford

A girl. A terrible name. And a national contest to sort it all out.

Cheese Curls

If it glows, maybe don’t eat it.

Magnetic Poetry

Ever had a ghost try to contact you via your refrigerator?

I AM A TOAST

The Fishy Wish

Don’t throw away your money. The fish are watching.