Bad Chinese Food + A Rubik’s Cube

= My Best Date Ever

Last week I was running barefoot through the Sahara…

Today I reenacted the opening sequence to the Dick Van Dyke Show in my living room (Yes, I am that old…

Connect 4 hundred…

There are a million pieces in here. Why are there so many pieces? It was like I went to the lumber yard and just purchased random pieces of wood in different sizes. Just looking at it made me sleepy…and not in the “wow, can’t wait to put this new bed together and sleep on it” sleepy, no sleepy…

Finding my inner 2 Chainz….

I don’t know at what point I started to clutch my (figurative) pearls. I think it just sort of sneaks up on you suddenly…like daily glasses of wine and dairy. There comes this weird unannounced moment in your life when you ask someone to turn down the music, it becomes slightly…

A stranger in a strange-ish land: a freelancers journey

What is this place, and why is it so cold here? I can’t see the sun…or is it raining, I can’t tell. There is no natural light here, just these cold lights…these cold florescent lights that just seem to magnify the coldness of the room.