It Only Takes a Smile to Change the World

Dear Mica,

Reigning in the Dragon: When life consumes your fury

Coming home yesterday, I find you in a raging ball of anger, frustration and fury! Your eyes are set on…

The Psychic, the Monster and the Witch

Dear Mica,

A Thousand Points of Nipple Delight

Last weekend, I took a much needed trip to Barcelona where I could disconnect, sink my toes deep into the sand and…

Your Mother’s an Asshole

As we speak, I hear your desperate wails from the bedroom. Your voice is horse and angry. Your fists are clenched…

A Fine Line Between a Parent and a Pimp

I hope you realize that my passionate desire to share your pudgy love with the world is not a passive attempt to…

Huskies or Hookers: Quick fix solutions for the soul

Placing the last of the morning dishes into the drying rack, I hear your staticky, high-pitched squeal…

Motherhood and Ego are Mutually Exclusive

In case you’ve ever wondered if your mom was a “looker” in her day, rest assured that she was. There was a time l…

Your Mother’s the Secret Bastard Child of Mother Theresa

Fortunate for you, I haven’t left you fending for yourself under a bridge with nothing other than…

The Drunk, the Mute and the Stray

Sweetheart, take a long, deep breath. Do you notice anything different? Does the air smell sweet and earthy? Does the…