My New Job

I was invited to North Korea as a UX consultant for the presidency. I got to attend dinner with the Supreme Leader. Plot twist though…

The Number One Dive Centre in Nigeria

It wasn’t very big, but it was deeeep, around 50metres. Lagosians especially like their…

Out of Touch

It was one of those nights where I was finally home from the boringest party and no longer had functioning brain cells. Inane web…

Nightmare Bosses

To be honest I’ve had my share of them in the real world.

Now I work as a contractor so I was contracted to one of the places I used to work in as a perm staff in the middle of London. I turn up to start work and the ‘Head of Design’ comes over to get me started and tell…

Terror on Jubilee

In a galaxy far far away….Scratch! On the good old London Underground, I was patiently waiting for the train to get to my station for the 1230th time. When I’m on the tube, I’m either in daydream or heightened awareness mode. This time, it was mountains and oceans until the man’s voice drew me…

Game Suya and Boko Haram

The people of Lagos state feel immune to Boko Haram. You don’t hear a whiff of it when down in those parts, so why were they running?

Strolling leisurely around my house on the Island, VI, I saw a man selling suya across the street. I knew that this was…

Interviewing Trump

It was in Abuja, last year. I don’t even know how I got the gig, but he was there sat opposite me alive and well.

Escape from Zombie Mansion

It was England or France, in an old mansion. There was a show on telly about cooking that was shot in the mansion. The director of the kitchen was an older woman with dark hair, she had chefs in white garments who worked with her. I was sure some of them where french because on the…

Saving the world with Beyoncé

Thirst. This was not good. Our supplies were meant to last well over a…