Swan Song for My Brother

I’m in the pursuit of happiness and I know

Everything that’s shining won’t always be gold

But what do I do when you’re no longer here

How do I feel when your body’s turned cold?

Emotional Masochism or Lovers and Friends (a poem for a friend)

Do friends with benefits really benefit

Can we have sex with no strings attached

Can we go on like this

If you ask me this plan is poorly hatched

No Answers

Can I live?

No seriously can I survive?

Am I an endangered species

Do you think I’m from a different tribe?

Do I scare you with my speech

20 Ubers

It began with 20 dollars and dreams of hot chicks

A discount that made me forget a grievous error

I was sent a email that changed my life

It gave me a freedom from seclusion, an end to my terror

I Would…

I would follow her in to war like Paris for Helen

I would dive in to hell like Dante into the inferno

Like Clyde for Bonnie I’d be a felon

I would even forget family ties like poor old Romeo

Flipping Directions

It’s the end of one road and the beginning of one anew

Even though I’m on to greener pastures I won’t forget any of you

We’ve had the best of times and the worst of times, sometimes all in the same day

Happy Birthday Baby

Happy birthday Baby

Today’s your special day

Happy birthday Baby

Today everything goes your way

I could write this 100 ways and maybe still not express

The One

I know she’s the one even though I don’t know why

I know she’s the one even when she doesn’t try

I know she’s the one when I close my eyes at bed

I know she’s the one there’s no alternative instead

When You’re Not Around

When you’re not around I fart.

I’m sorry but it’s true

I might let a few slip

when I’m with you

But When I’m not,I let em rip

I’m Not Them

I know you’ve been hurt in the past

But I’m not them

I know you’ve had relationships that didn’t last

But this isn’t then

I know you’ve been cheated on and lied to