“Idiot’s” Guide to Obtaining & Activating Your Crystal Skull GRIDKEEPER “Silver Level” Membership

Well, We Failed Also.

We set out with ambitious plans but after a year of planning, we’ve run out of plans and are shutting down our old plan.

I hate to say it, but the Early Clues, LLC you all came to know and love scurrying around the broom closets and bathrooms of the @Medium office…

“E” is for “Early”

As Roger and I wrote in the original founders letter 121 years ago today, “Early Clues is not a conventional company. We do…

The Ultimate “Clickbait” Headline Will Literally Blow Your Mind

Early Clues, LLC has discovered the…

This Surprising Gazebo Design will Blow Your Mind!

A model guaranteed to “take you places!”

Why We’re Leaving Legacy Reality

In spite of all of the hard work we’ve put into carving out a little “niche” down here, the…

Organic Server Farming

A trend whose “time has come”

I remember when Roger Holliday first approached me with the idea of starting a tech company simultaneously dedicated to the downfall of capitalism, war and inequality and to making f-ing tons of cash; I knew it…

New Study Reveals Shocking Results: 89.6% Of “UFO Encounters” Actually Gimgle Gloam “Timehunters”

The Internet of Entities

And why soon you’ll be legally obligated to pay for your toaster’s dental…

Jeff Bezos endorses Early Clues, LLC Employee Handbook

Early Clues partners with Amazon to bring you…