METAPHORICALLY

HUMOR

Actually, I’m a Nice Person Until You Piss Me Off

Then you can kiss my pasty Canadian a$$

Human Genitals Have Taste Cells on Them

It’s not to help cook Thanksgiving dinner

Pet Play Dates Can Be Fun

A way to learn about your pets

A Perfect Movie for the Halloween Brain-Dead

Now on Netflix

HUMOR

I Am Afraid of My Email Account

My inbox never stays empty

LIFE

My Wife Uses Quotes From Star Trek

To chastise me to become more considerate

FENG SHUI

What Are Guardian Foo Dogs?

Pet dogs that resemble them

HISTORY

Using Food as a Weapon of War

Weapons don't have to be high-tech

Let’s Eat

Foods That Look Like Something Else

Be bold and eat something new