Middlebury Witness

A Way with the Ladies

His signature position made it so the women were powerless to get off of him, which always resulted in coming inside…

WHAT’S THE MATTER, dear Asha,

You don’t like the way I love you?

MRS. BLADEDIGGER’S FANTASY (Mrs. Bladedigger files)

I WANT TO STUDY your luck
(the place in between your thighs).
The world is black on nights when
You’re out and the whole town
Can be trusted to put their
Hands all over you.

What is escape, dear Asha? What is chance?

Who wrote the answers to these Things on a piece of…

Harmony

“Gam,” Mrs. Bladedigger said, “it’s come to my attention that we have a very troubled young…