Ministry of Information

MADISON, WI— After weeks of laboratory observations involving two dozen randomly selected female co-eds at the University of Wisconsin…

HARRISBURG, PA — After weeks of unrest and growing anxiety among a quarantined population, the Pennsylvania government has decided to join…

BROOKLYN, NYC — In breaking news, according to all of Jennifer’s friends, one male feminist’s efforts to get touched may have finally paid…

WEST PHILADELPHIA — Reports from onlookers indicate that around 7 pm last night at the CVS pharmacy on Baltimore Avenue, Philadelphia the…

ARDMORE, PA — According to multiple witnesses present at Greg Bailey’s monthly poker game last evening, his wife Jill committed…

POMONA UNIVERSITY, CA —  Last evening in the McKenzie Hall of Queer Studies, feminist activist Laura Mulvey presented a lecture titled…

As I turned the final page of “Forgetting to Remember: One Woman’s Tale of Mental Decay”, the latest and thank goodness last memoir from…

TOLEDO, OH — Yesterday afternoon, longtime Toledo resident and dentist, Lance Brown, was discovered dead in his office from apparent…

OAK HILL, OHIO — Outrage erupted across social media last evening after a local cow bar refused to serve a rag of horses who entered the…

VINELAND, NEW JERSEY — Late last evening, New Jersey native Jim Wynell irritated his friends and family after losing everything in his…

BLOOMSBURG, PA — Despite assurances from friends and strangers alike that he is most definitely “That Guy”, one Bloomsburg creative…

MALIBU, CA — For months now one Malibu housewife has caused a stir in her community. The commotion did not arise from any action or speech…

During the last quarter century church attendance has drastically decreased in America. According to a 2014 Pew Research study, “The…

KENSINGTON, PHILADELPHIA — As gentrification continues to spread across the northeast section of Philadelphia, one area native, a sex…

ALBURTIS, PA — Located 15 miles past a small town no one’s heard of lies the even more insignificant locale of Alburtis, PA. While not much…

CHARLESTON, SC — Outrage consumed a Pentecostal church this week after Jaclyn Boyle, a member of the congregation, reported overhearing…

IOWA CITY, IOWA — R.Q. Barnes grew up loving books. He spent the afternoons of his youth reading everything he could get his hands on, from…

I’ve worked really hard to get where I am today.

BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA — Earlier this week, deep in the southern most region of America, far from any ongoing work of importance or semblance…

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA — Yesterday evening at the Barnes and Noble in King of Prussia, the infamous necrophiliac criminal, Harvey Muhrer…