“I May Be Spineless, But At Least I Can Suck My Own Dick,” Says Paul Ryan

Little Caesars Offically adds Poo Poo Pie to Menu After Rave Reviews

Prostitute Receives Low Yelp Rating After Sluggish Performance

Buzzfeed Writer Commits Suicide, Leaves List of Top 10 Reasons Behind (You Won’t Believe Number 4!)

Homeless Man Masturbates in Alley

BALTIMORE, MD — Early this evening, Ashley Williams exited a taxi in the Hampden neighborhood of…

“Kim Jong-Un Super into Feet Stuff,” Says Former Sex Slave

Local Woman Shows Co-Workers Picture of Grandchild, About Half Pretend to Care

World’s Conjoined Twins Angry at Women for Co-opting #MeTwo Hashtag

Trump Wants R-Rated Movies Changed to MS-13

WASHINGTON D.C. — Today in Congress, Donald Trump urged Senators on both sides of…

Liberal High School Students Whine about the Cost of Freedom