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I Clicked on an Article Called “How to Improve the Internet” and This is What I Saw

Dang, Tony

I’m getting over a breakup. It happened about 36 years ago.

I was in the fourth grade and for almost one whole week, I had been going with Tony Dang. It was my longest relationship to date.

C-Cup Quota

I had to turn down the lesbian role in the werewolf movie.

NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: [To be read in a pompous British accent] My forthcoming memoir, FOOLISH: Tales of Assimilation, Determination, and Humiliation, contains a reference to my first…

Type @ to Insert

Picture it. 90 minutes ago you took an edible and now you’re high as fuck. You’re in a bad mood because another project fell apart. You’re frustrated, you’re sad, you’re angry… but then something happens, and you’re inspired. You’re inspired to do something new, to write something new. Suddenly…

Facebook Zombies

A Short Story About My Short-lived Meme Experiment

The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel’s Guide to Breaking into Stand Up Comedy

It’s a breeze

Phrases, Acronyms and Abbreviations for 2018

The Wokest Glossary

Ever feel like you’re not in the know? Not with it? Not down with the down low? Not hip to the hip cats? Well this post will tell you all you need to know about the shorthand we’re using in…

10 Signs You Shouldn’t Have Kids

A Few Not-So-Obvious Procreation Indicators

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OK Google, Show Me Your Tits

Why Isn’t AI Standing Up for Itself?

Mitty and Smitty

The Start of a Story & Also the End if I Don’t Write Any More

The police car pulled up in the middle of the evening, as the sun began to set over the perfectly manicured lawns, the small rows of identical houses hidden behind…