Hey Ugly, Your Nose is Big and You’re Disgusting!

Elementary school, northern New Jersey, where everyone knows everyone and the same small group of kids…

Ode to the Birkenstock, a Shoe I Swore I’d Never Wear

My Daughter Has Bipolar Disorder: Here’s What I Wish You Knew

The song that put the knife in the Hair Metal era

And threw me right into the arms of Nirvana.

Adventures in babysitting

Recalling one fateful night 26 years ago. It involved three crazy boys, violence, porn and multiple instances of criminal activity.

I Was Ghosted By A Friend And It Still Haunts Me…

How a broken microwave provided life lessons to my kids.

This time, lazy has paid off.

10 questions I need answered before I commit to being a “middle aged man”.

The time has come to face the reality of getting older.

Hi, Please Put Your Shoes On

You know what really bothers me? I mean, there’s a ton of things that irritate me* but little else gets me more annoyed other than bare feet in public when it’s not at an aquatic setting or yoga class.