Grimace, that purple asshole

Today, I shine the light on America’s forgotten son.

This Dilbert comic strip

This dog is a funny libertarian

The Ghost Horse Whisperer, a script I just wrote

Pokemon Kobe, the next big hit

Look, let me be blunt: my kids need to shut up about Pokemon Go.

Killing Hitler

As a father of a child who knows martial arts, I think I am just the person to kill…

This old white lady’s emails

I am so goddamn pissed about this old white lady’s emails.

A custom built Dadmobile

The absence of tires alone make this Dadmobile impotent and weak…

My daughter’s recreational soccer camp

My masculinity gives me an advantage in showing these girls how…

Apple picking, a totally unique experience

As a media personality and gross person, I have huge…

Being a cool millennial

Remember when Doc Brown rode in that sick ass Delorean?!

Youth. A concept as old as time. And time is, well, pretty old. As a young person in my late 30’s, I will always relish my youthfulness. Being young is all about…