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The Enlighteners
At the intersection of stupidity and sports. Sometimes serious.
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Dec 19, 2017
8 vs 24: Which Kobe was — please shut up.
Stop talking about this.
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Jun 30, 2017
The Dream NBA Offseason
What SHOULD transpire this summer…
1. The Cavaliers achieve the Banana Boat…
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Apr 11, 2017
Make the NBA Great Again
9 NBA rule changes to make basketball even better. Or just stupider.
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Mar 22, 2017
The NBA’s White Guys — Ranked
On opening day of the 2016–17 season, there were 43 American white guys in the league — out of a possible 450. Let’s rank them.
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Sometimes humorous and sometimes serious, but always enlightening and always unnecessary, articles about the NBA.
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