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Jan 15
Historic Gesture Unveiled as Mustafa Kemal Ataturk Awarded Posthumous Greek Citizenship
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Last Byzantine Soldier Discovered and Apprehended in Istanbul
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Unveiling Ancient Secrets: Göbeklitepe the Surprising Venue for Neolithic Furry Conventions
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Hagia Sophia Transforms Again From Religious Site to Retail Heaven
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Turkish Black Sea Woman Shatters Guinness World Record for Hot Tea Endurance
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Unveiling the Surprising Ancestral Link: Martin Luther King Jr. and Martin Luther Share Genetic Connection
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Unprecedented Lawsuit Challenges OpenAI: Owner of Infinite Chimpanzees and Typewriters Alleges Business Model…
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