Relationships

5 Old School and 8 New School Rules to Help Women Hook Up

When I was twelve, I cleaned up after my parent's parties by drinking the leftover drinks; after I finished, I went to school.

Short Fiction

The Grandmother Reached In the Car and Hit the Man, Knocking Him Out

Sometimes a person must take whatever sex is available.

My horny friend is forty-seven and never married. She is an attractive woman but is very picky when…

HUMOR

Bring Me My False Eyelashes: Medium Is Giving Out $100,000 in Prize Money

Health

I Was Exercising and Knocked My Top Front Tooth Out

I was having way too much fun

Don’t believe the hype about having sex on the beach.

I’ve had sex on the beach twice. Neither time was pleasant. The first time, I was a young woman. Hot…

I asked, “Are you trying to have sex with me?”

My spouse says, “Both cats turned me down, so, yes.” In English, neither of the cats is sitting in the…

Family

Sleeping in the Grilled Cheese Position

I am sleeping between two hot pocket…

My psycho cat fell in the pool, swam to the steps, and jumped out.

Dark sat calmly, licking himself. I, on the other hand, lost my mind. I heard the cat…