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No Crime in Rhymin’
poetry that dares to be funny, edgy, irreverent
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Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Feb 16
(I Know It’s Not the Same) Pasta Sauce ♪♫
a song parody of “As It Was” by Harry Styles
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Laura Sheridan
in
No Crime in Rhymin’
Aug 18, 2022
National Potato Day August 19th
with special thanks to Nutty Walt!
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Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Mar 5, 2022
brie-amble
an homage to fromage, in the style of Joyce Kilmer
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jan 1, 2022
The Very Hungry Caterpillar Changes Her New Year’s Diet Resolutions
A nonsense poem with a cautionary…
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Payton Burdette
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Dec 2, 2021
Fruit Snacks are Amazing
But I’ve finally had enough
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Laura Sheridan
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Aug 29, 2021
Breakfast Ballast
Whatever happened to toast and marmalade?
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Chris Mooney-Singh
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Aug 18, 2021
Sweet and Sour
7 short food poems for kids
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Laura Sheridan
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No Crime in Rhymin’
May 22, 2021
Robo Barber
with a little business on the side
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Laura Sheridan
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Jan 6, 2021
Health Freak
What are we supposed to eat?
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Harper Thorpe
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No Crime in Rhymin’
Nov 17, 2020
NCiR’ Pilin’ On
Rancid Refer Repast
A prequel to
Laura Sheridan’s
National Clean Out…
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