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Famous Cousins
Famous Cousins
you can choose your friends, but you can’t choose your family
A. Gee
Jul 17
Sonnet to Hammers
Sonnet to Hammers
Vulcan seated hammering on anvil flanked by Venus and three cupids/ Marco Dente, circa 1515–27
Gregg Sapp
Jul 17
Made In China
Made In China
I need to go to Chinatown” I tell my closest friend “An errand for my folks — don’t frown you know they cannot fend We’ll get it done and…
A. Gee
Jul 15
POETRY: Let’s All Shoot The President
POETRY: Let’s All Shoot The President
The logical outcome of finding who deserves to die
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Jul 15
A Vulgar NSFW Donkey Bar Poem
A Vulgar NSFW Donkey Bar Poem
Using the rhyming style of Twas The Night Before Christmas
Ryon Plock
Jul 14
As If
As If
I put a sonnet on my Tinder. A lark, but much to my delight It didn’t stymie, block or hinder those that would swipe, and swipe me right…
A. Gee
Jul 13
Polished
Polished
Whodunit
A. Gee
Jul 12
Seafarin’ Chanty
Seafarin’ Chanty
from the pen of Géza Gárdonyi
Joe Váradi 🇭🇺
Jun 22
The First Step Away
The First Step Away
poem about a breakup and the anger that follows
Nagoh Creative
Jun 15
Sonnet to a Dive Bar
Sonnet to a Dive Bar
Neon beckons “open” to all sincere thirsts, luring weary pilgrims to seek solace where forlorn brethren immerse aches and irks among…
Gregg Sapp
Jun 13
In My Defence
In My Defence
It wasn’t me, it was that carcass of a tree that cast a spell on me you spoke of seeing parrots every day but that day they never showed up…
Sonia Bhatnagar
May 23
Imagination: A poem
Imagination: A poem
Where the desert met the sea I met sweet Amelie In my imagination.
John Welford
May 18
Sonnet to the Drunk Poet
Sonnet to the Drunk Poet
Those bare pages that torment the sober soul, dull missives devoid of inspired musing. In distress, I surrender frail control over sense…
Gregg Sapp
May 15
5 Existentially Terrifying Cherichews
5 Existentially Terrifying Cherichews
To help guide you towards your next crisis
M. Cole Grady
May 7
5 Limericks NOT About My Landlord Who Is NOT Evicting Me
5 Limericks NOT About My Landlord Who Is NOT Evicting Me
I swear I’m not still angry
M. Cole Grady
Apr 23
Why We Need Bad Poetry
Why We Need Bad Poetry
For my son
Edward Robson, PhD, MFA
Apr 23
From Shipyard to Graveyard to Art Yard
From Shipyard to Graveyard to Art Yard
A poetic homage~montage of Hunters Point in San Francisco
Marilyn Flower
Apr 13
10 Haikus about Racoon Bollocks
10 Haikus about Racoon Bollocks
Pom Poko is a beautifully unhinged film
M. Cole Grady
Apr 11
Sonnet to Watching TV
Sonnet to Watching TV
Another day’s haunting travail exceeds frayed nerve expanses as inner drift yearns …
Gregg Sapp
Apr 3
the bus ride to town. (a poem)
the bus ride to town. (a poem)
the arcane, archaic lack lustre tones the moans completing on my breath borne out to times ending in severity like the short sharp stops on…
Sam Cottle
Mar 7
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