Fixer Upper — Our Home Edition

My wife and I have been in the construction business for sixty years —…

If You Are Whoopi Goldberg

It’s all about the race to not come in last place, (and finding the gold…

Introducing No Crime in Rhymin’

mission statement, submission guidelines

Three Rabbits

a woodland symphony

Ballad of the Ass-Grabbing Champion

a news-inspired verse translation

A Librarian’s Limerick

Hail to all our public workers

Fruit Limericks

There once was an apple so orange
and it sat in the bowl all forlornge.
“It’s better than being
a green tangerineing,
but I hope…

All Hail the Self-Appointed Chieftain of Poets on Medium

I would, but he blocked my rhymin’ ass

ILLUMINATI(on)

pointing the light bulb where the sun don’t shine

ILLUMINATI(on)

I Am so Woke…

A satrical poem on “wokeness”