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The Ripping Man

The Ripping Man

Liz Cheney is ripped, and several documents, too, where is Nicolas Cage to save our national treasure?
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
National Potato Day August 19th

National Potato Day August 19th

with special thanks to Nutty Walt!
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Laura Sheridan
From Three Until Six

From Three Until Six

a verse translation of a poem by Jenő Heltai
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Joe Váradi
Lamentation to Derelict Poets

Lamentation to Derelict Poets

Listen ye nitwits, dullards, dim bulbs, and brain-dead: hearken the testimony of one falsely led. In blithe youth I sought a voice for…
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sappgregg
Fluff Beneath My Dreams

Fluff Beneath My Dreams

Sing to the tune of “Wind Beneath My Wings”
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Shereen Bingham
Oi, Mush

Oi, Mush

homage to a fascinating life-form
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Laura Sheridan
The Old Ballgame

The Old Ballgame

A poem
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Ann Christine Tabaka
Florida Man House Raided In Fraud And Treason Sting

Florida Man House Raided In Fraud And Treason Sting

Florida Man Strikes Again, Will the Allegation Alligators Bite Back?
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
“How Did He Solve His Problem With a Toilet?”

“How Did He Solve His Problem With a Toilet?”

…to the tune of “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?”
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Mary L. Holden
Don’t Mention the ‘P’ Word

Don’t Mention the ‘P’ Word

‘P’oetry petrifies me… but I still love writing verse
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GK Kingsley
Sacrifice Another Lamb

Sacrifice Another Lamb

Millions, if not billions, of animal sacrifices
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Knees

Knees

with apologies to Joyce Kilmer
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Laura Sheridan
Be On Guard

Be On Guard

The devil beams in your face, with interest, almost genuine, He’ll want to praise your honour, even bring forth his medicine.
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Mabel Osejindu
The Gift

The Gift

A poem
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Ann Christine Tabaka
National ‘Talk in an Elevator’ Day 31st July

National ‘Talk in an Elevator’ Day 31st July

Yes, it’s a real day and we’re all encouraged to chat
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Laura Sheridan
Sonnet to Getting Out of Bed

Sonnet to Getting Out of Bed

Awaken drowsy, this unwanted dawn, assaults a slumbering dream’s eerie spell Face buried in pillow; alas, it’s gone, repose shattered by…
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sappgregg
It’s Groovier to Get Up in the Morning After You Retire

It’s Groovier to Get Up in the Morning After You Retire

A one-sentence poem of 200 words
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Shereen Bingham
Love Sonnett

Love Sonnett

A fair verse portrait — that was what I planned, Which meant, to start, some iambs of your faults. I find you wind the mantle clock too…
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Patrick Flynn
My boyfriend’s bed

My boyfriend’s bed

An entirely unsexy poem
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Amy Knight
Television sold us out

Television sold us out

I’m not sure what they’re selling — other than selling our attention span
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
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