Want to make that sweet cash? Want your name on the cover of all the hot magazines and shiny websites? Want to influence the course of history with that op-ed you wrote entitled something like “Company X is Burying Your Grandmother Alive”? Then this is not the place for you. If you like to write humorous and often nonsensical stories that people who like humorous and often nonsensical stories enjoy, then this IS the place for you. No Politics. No think pieces. No seriousness.