Voldemort is Broken, and So is the Potter Universe

Don’t worry. I’m not here to moan about how terrible the books were. They were great for their demographic, which consists of mostly children. I started the Harry Potter series around the age of 11 and followed them faithfully. Starting with…

The Trolls in Frozen Make No Goddamn Sense

Frozen is like a cherry pie. It sounds good in theory, but stops making sense the…

Mulan’s Malnourished China

The Animated Film Where China’s Existence is Threatened by the Huns and Famine

Do you remember how, upon being invaded by the Huns, the Emperor of China demands “one man from every family” to join the…

Fantastic Plot Holes and Where to Find Them

JK Rowling knocks it out the park with her screenwriting…

We Love Ron Swanson Only Because He’s Not Real

Because judgmental absolutists are best left fictional

The Lorax Film was Toothless

The Lorax film, unlike the book, didn’t provoke any action or challenge our conscience.

I suspect one day our children will blame us for our environmental incompetence. While kindling a fire with…

Why the Pokémon Anime Eats the Manga’s Dust

The anime botched the Pokémon experience

Harry Potter and the Cursed Sequel: How the Cursed Child Perfectly Mimicked the Failures of the Books

Before you get your Muggle nerves riled up, I want you to know that I’m not crapping on the newest installment of the Harry Potter universe. Well, not subjectively. I don’t hate it. But I don’t hate kale salad either, but…

I Am Not an Easy Man Tackles Not an Easy Subject

Women in power suits might not be going far enough

One of the challenges of advocating feminism to men is explaining the significance of its necessity. For example, men have a hard time…

Why Alex Standall Should’ve Starred in ‘13 Reasons Why’

Clay was a terrible protagonist, and should feel terrible.