Five Things I’d Do If I Were a Parent

An IQ test to prove you’re smart enough, a psychiatric evaluation to confirm you’re not a crazy motherfucker and an IRS audit to verify you can in fact support a family — I think this must be the standard for allowing people to have kids.

Why Czech Airlines’ Email Marketing Sucks

Email marketing is a powerful tool that can help you attract many customers — if you know how to do it right. Czech Airlines don’t. What follows is a short lesson in email marketing.

(Un)Happy Birthday to Me

This year, I hid my birth date from social media, and here’s what happened.

When in Rome, Do What Tourists Do [Insane Secret Tip Inside]

Thank God for GIFs

Here’s to GIFs — the world’s new universal language.

I recently took up a job at a company that mainly operates on the Brazilian market. No biggie, you would think, only… I don’t speak Portuguese and that is a biggie when you’re in a communications role.

How to Increase Your Instagram Influence by 100%: The Ultimate Guide

Not really but keep reading. You may be slightly entertained.

The Curious Case of the Missing R, or Why Attention to Detail Matters

When Parents Have Priorities

What follows is a true story. I wish I’d made it up.

Better UX for a Better World

A short story of how I found it super hard to donate some money to the Red Cross

The stages of working out

It’s 8:30 pm and I’m pouring myself a glass of rose. There are 125 calories in it but I deserve it because I just worked out. Rather, I need it because otherwise I may kill someone.