Caitlin Jenner & the ESPYs (i.e. SHUT UP DUDE AT THE BAR)

Is NASCAR a Team Sport?

On Sunday, Kyle Busch (the younger brother of Kurt, NOT Kurt, for anyone reading this who does not know anything about NASCAR) won his third race of the season. It’s his third win in four races. You might think this puts Kyle Busch pretty high up in the points standings, but you’d be…

[NFL Preview] The 2015 Philadelphia Eagles Brush Their Shoulders Off, Look Us Straight in the Eye, & Say ‘WE GOT THIS’.

Philadelphia made its final roster cuts yesterday, the NFL season starts Thursday, Sunday is the New Moon, and the Eagles play…

[NFL Preview] The New England Patriots This Season (or “Whatever Whatever Tom Brady Is Pretty”)

Ben Ancheff Pitches This One for Me

It’s early morning on the last day of May. I’m at a coffee shop, trying to write a book review. But before I do that, I have to check Facebook. Usually, these “stories” don’t interest me. But topic number three jumped out to me this morning: “St. Thomas University…

Hop Aboard The Bengals’ Bandwagon!

Growing up in Iowa, you pick your team in one of three ways: familial ties, regional ties or bandwagon jumping. For the most part, Iowans fall under the first two (and they generally intermingle), but there is a solid portion of the population that cares only for…

Blackhawks Sportsing the Sports World on Fire, Sports

[NFL Preview] The 2015 Indianapolis Colts and the Perception of Reality

Against (ESPN) Statistics

We’re past the halfway point in the MLB season and my Minnesota Twins (as of Saturday, July 18) are 50–40 and second place in the AL Central, four games behind the Kansas City Royals. Many people had them in the basement of the division this year, but they’re doing a lot better than…

[OT] Chip Guy: Do Us A Flavor

Occasionally, we’ll have posts on here that are not actually about sports, because our motto at ____ On Sports is “if Deadspin can do it, so can we.”

I’ve spent about a year & a half telling Karissa that I was going to start a Youtube channel where I…