WHY.
Open letter to Ryan Reynolds, stop being so fucking perfect (with a post script to George Clooney to actually start…
Your Highness Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani,
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET’S MOVE THE FUCK FORWARD, PEOPLE.
AND, PLEASE, NOT WITH THAT 10 WAYS TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE BULLSHIT.
Trust me, it is, I’m about to turn 43. The end.
You can be a little self-involved sometimes.
Dear sister,
Got your text. I think you can totally justify buying a new dress if your BF is…
How’s Munich dude? ✈
Sincerely,
Your jealous coworker
