Open Betters

A Closed Letter To

How a 92-year-old slammed a 79-year-old who— oh, fuck it.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET’S MOVE THE FUCK FORWARD, PEOPLE.

AND, PLEASE, NOT WITH THAT 10 WAYS TO LIVE A HAPPY LIFE BULLSHIT.

An Open Letter to the Person Who Destroyed the Person Who Ripped the Person Who Smashed the Person Who Crushed the Person Who Kicked the Crap Out of the Person Who Attacked the Yelp Employee Who Got Fired

An Open Letter To The 36-Year-Old Who Destroyed The 29-Year-Old Millennial Who Ripped The 25-Year-Old Yelp Employee, From a 3,000 Year Old Mummy

Dear Sara Lynn Michener,

Why I’m Leaving AJAM

An open letter to the Emir of Qatar

(And a repost of “6 Hot Media Startups to Watch in 2016”)

Your Highness Sheikh Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani,

My Open Letter is better than yours

Trust me, it is, I’m about to turn 43. The end.