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The story of a man with a hammer, some nails and an old house to use them on…

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Damian Clarke
Dec 20, 2021

Christmas in London

Well, this is an unexpected turn of events

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Damian Clarke
Dec 15, 2021

My worst day at school

I wake up, excited.

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Damian Clarke
Jun 28, 2021

I have reached a turning point

A rehash of the past has become my future

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Damian Clarke
Mar 20, 2021

Old tools

The sweat of ages storing wisdom in their handles…

You can polish a piece of timber by rubbing it with a piece of leather. It takes a long time and is a pretty pointless exercise given the world of polishes and other finishes out there, but it can be…

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Damian Clarke
Mar 18, 2021

A golden skull shining against a dark background — read to the end of the piece and it will all become clear!

Grumbleground

An earthquake hit London!

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Damian Clarke
Mar 16, 2021

An enormous, fire-breathing dragon glows against the night sky.

Flaming heck!

I looked down at the street and saw…

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Damian Clarke
Sep 25, 2020

Why you should take good advice from wherever it comes

And feel free to give it too…

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Damian Clarke
Sep 23, 2020

A VERY architectural, aspirational looking timber deck with planter boxes and a raised covered bit that could not be real.

When 500 nails is not enough

They don’t sell nails by weight any more, and they’re not nails

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Damian Clarke
Sep 20, 2020

Was Prince a Sexy MF, or a My Little Pony?

Sexy muthaf@©ker, sexy muthaf@©ker, shakin it down, shakin…

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Damian Clarke
Sep 20, 2020

Six sexy firemen pose with tools and hoses out, and no shirts on.

Four things you don’t see every day on the streets of London

But you may wish you did

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