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The story of a man with a hammer, some nails and an old house to use them on…

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Damian Clarke
Sep 25, 2020

Why you should take good advice from wherever it comes

And feel free to give it too…

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Damian Clarke
Sep 23, 2020

A VERY architectural, aspirational looking timber deck with planter boxes and a raised covered bit that could not be real.

When 500 nails is not enough

They don’t sell nails by weight any more, and they’re not nails

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Damian Clarke
Sep 20, 2020

Was Prince a Sexy MF, or a My Little Pony?

Sexy muthaf@©ker, sexy muthaf@©ker, shakin it down, shakin…

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Damian Clarke
Sep 20, 2020

Six sexy firemen pose with tools and hoses out, and no shirts on.

Four things you don’t see every day on the streets of London

But you may wish you did

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Damian Clarke
Aug 23, 2020

Right up close to a topping of sweet juicy hunks of pineapple and succulent, salty ham on a thin, crispy base.

Ham and pineapple pizza is a breakfast food

and four other things you didn’t know about me, until now

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Damian Clarke
Jul 23, 2020

Cock Up

When the wheels of justice fall off the chariot

I had been in the room for three hours. I was glad I’d brought a book to read.

A woman wearing a backstage pass entered, looked at me, was surprised, checked carefully for anyone else…

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Damian Clarke
Jun 28, 2020

A silvery green Mercedes Benz W124 E class car bomb parked outside TigerTiger night club, in Haymarket, London, June 2007.

London life

When a bomb disrupts your day in the most pleasant way

But how are you…
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Damian Clarke
Jun 19, 2020

Peter Falk in a black suit, black hat and black tie with a white flower in his lapel.

The good, the bad, and the ugly…

I move up the A-list but down’n’out on the tube

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Damian Clarke
Jun 14, 2020

Sorry about the outage…

Shit got a little bit real at Our Albion over the weekend!

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Damian Clarke
May 26, 2020

A woman sits alone in her bedroom typing on her computer.)

7/7 survivor’s cyber stalker — wanted for sentencing

This story just keeps going and going…

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