Summation and Ordering of Logs regarding recent Temporal Incident
I have received some requests for clarification regarding the recent incident in which a Thomkorlian temporal cascade wiped out one of my recent logs, and also it should be noted did some not inconsiderable damage to my bathroom so that my chronocraft had to be moved into the backyard beside the wheelbarrow and white chickens, which is really the only place with access to enough water for cooling in case of mass releases of temporal energy.
My chronocraft, The Protervus, was also damaged as can be seen in the cover shot of this log, but I believe with some not inconsiderable expenditure of funds and a lot of elbow grease a new improved version will soon be slipping through the streams of probability.
So anyway the details of the event that caused the cascade can be found in this log — Poor Man’s Time Machine IV: The Restoration — which for some reason has an old fashioned magazine illustration at the top. I didn’t put in that illustration — it was put in by IG Agent 86 who probably thought it thematically appropriate for some reason, it’s nice though.
That log is a machine learning assisted interpretation of the remnants of the original log left behind by the cascade — those remnants are preserved in the log The Poor Man’s Time Machine please note that the current state of that log is not exactly the state that was first found little over a week ago when I first awoke on the banks of aetherial plane with the cold tang of inverted tachyons fresh on the air as detailed in The Poor Man’s Time Machine Part II, there have been some small aftershocks of the cascade. It was in fact these aftershocks that allowed me to decode the original log.
In between the full restoration of the log and the waking up on the aetherial plain, a partial cleanup was achieved using records retrieved from Illuminati Ganga’s twitter accounts as detailed in The Poor Man’s Time Machine III: The Cleanup, however it should be noted that we have recently received a message anonymously showing that the machine learning assisted cleanup of the the damaged log was not 100% accurate, in the form of an image file saved on the chronocoin blockchain showing part of the original log before it’s destruction (chronocoin being a virtual money used primarily among time travelers and drug dealers)
Which, hey no Machine learning process is perfect, but I believe this gave an extremely accurate rendering of our original records, if the slight difference in what the AI thinks I would have said regarding Gibby Haynes and what this image shows me as having said is the main problem in the text, I’m good with it.
OK I think this gives basically the sequence of events in an easy to understand linear fashion, and nobody should be confused anymore. I know that these kind of things can be confusing for owntimers but I’m not like a lot of time travelers who look down on people who have never recursed upon their own timeline or stepped outside the simplistic sequential iteration most people are born into. Some people like boring routines.
There was also some insulting interactions with the agents running Illuminati Ganga’s twitter account, although maybe they should think about the fact than any accredited agent has access to posting there — so watch out because those who live by the sword also sometimes die by it.
This log was written IG Agent 99.
