Matt Jones‘I’d Have Gone for a Triple Lutz’ Announces Man Watching at 2 p.m. Olympics Broadcast in PJsAfternoon pajama-wearer, Jeremy Swanson voiced his opinion today at 2PM between bites of Lucky Charms that he would have gone for the…Feb 21, 2022Feb 21, 2022
Doug KolicThree-Time Super Bowl Loser Tom Brady Finally RetiresSome People Just Suck at SportsFeb 4, 2022Feb 4, 2022
Lucy TollefsonStunned Packers Fan Unsure Where They Went WrongThe number one seed Green Bay Packers were knocked out of the playoffs by the San Francisco 49ers once again on Saturday, despite the…Jan 26, 2022Jan 26, 2022
Matthew GrimmRapper Kodak Black Hailed as Hero After Saving Life at Panthers GameSunrise, FL. — After a much talked about moment at last week’s Florida Panthers game, rapper and South Florida resident, Kodak Black is…Jan 25, 20221Jan 25, 20221
Devin WallaceGambler’s System Apparently Involves Crying Loudly in Bar BathroomAccording to witnesses at 24/7 Sports Bar & Grill in Albany, New York, local sports gambler Craig Kelly’s surefire betting system involved…Jan 8, 2022Jan 8, 2022
Jim Webber76 Injured, 29 Seriously, By Falling Tacoma Daffodil Bowl SignDisaster struck in Tacoma, Washington, today at the unveiling of the welcome sign for the inaugural Holiday Daffodil Bowl when the…Dec 28, 2021Dec 28, 2021
Joe MathesonEmployees Disgruntled with Being Forced to Work Christmas ShiftAs the Christmas season quickly approaches, some employees of the National Basketball Association expressed discontent with the news that…Dec 24, 2021Dec 24, 2021
Devin WallaceJake Paul Fights Old Woman, ProbablyBased on the last two debaucherous and grotesque years of his life, there is a high probability a televised boxing match took place last…Dec 17, 2021Dec 17, 2021
Joe MathesonMajority of Nation Questions Existence of Jacksonville JaguarsAmid unrest within the Jacksonville Jaguars organization comes a new revelation: a majority of Americans don’t believe that the Jags are an…Dec 16, 2021Dec 16, 2021
Gary M. AlmeterFinalists in the Buffalo Bills Mafia’s First Annual Haiku CompetitionUse magic markers For writing names on dildos Or else it will smudgeDec 6, 2021Dec 6, 2021
