Twitter Might Be The Most-Advertised Company In History — And They’re Still Fucking It Up

The little blue bird logo appears everywhere. On TV, Twitter usernames are listed below the real names of news anchors, athletes and politicians. On billboards and in…

Inside Donald Trump’s 3,000 Bizarre Domains

The first evening of the RNC was a spectacle. Viewers were treated to a variety of…

Instacart Renames Tips To “Service Amounts,” Keeps Them

No one ever described Silicon Valley’s so-called “gig economy” as something that would last forever. Fledgling startups eager to make a name for themselves as the deliverer of goods, people or services promised decent wages and the…

How Tux the Penguin Ruined it for Linux

To me, Tux is the worst. I hate it with by life. Don’t @ me

2016 Cybersecurity Report (for Pizza Only)

The state of pizza is bad.

You Won’t Believe The 19 Ways This Returning Servicemember Surprised His Daughter By Shutting Down Her Homophobia In One Perfect Parody Of “All About That Bass” Delivered Acapella By A Baby Who Just Heard Its Mom For…

The Worst Websites On Earth, 2016

Usually when I talk about the worst websites in the world, 99% of the time I’m talking about Twitter…

An Open Letter to the Group of Teenagers Standing Near My Car

Hey!!!!! Beat it!!!!!!!!!!!!