Her: We race sometimes at recess, but I never win because I’m a girl.
Me: I don’t understand. Why does that matter?
I took my kids to a birthday party at Chuck E. Cheese’s last year.
That should be the end of the story, because you should just assume we all died from every disease known to man after…
In my medium-length life, I have discovered that relationships make up about 97% of the perceived happiness of 98% of the population. So this unsolicited advice applies to that, but I also believe it applies to all things. It’s simple: