The Questionable Wisdom of Solomon

The famous king for whom I am named is said to have had a thousand wives. What I want to know is this: in the name of all that’s holy, why?

Such a quaint custom, naming your kids after the heroes of the Bible. And frankly, a little suprising…

Goyim In The News: August 6, 2017

Goyim In the News

The Service is Slow

But At Least the Food is Unhealthy

Dear N.,

I don’t believe in God, but I do know that He holds grudges — and I’m not getting any younger. I’d like to start attending synagogue (a little flattery can’t hurt, right?), but…

Gefilte Grief

Coping with loss, negotiating with caterers

Dear N.:

Such tsuris! Irving, my beloved husband of 20 years, left this world yesterday. The doctors confirmed my worst fears: it was the gefilte fish. (Not my homemade gefilte fish, God forbid. My sister…

Goyim In The News: August 20, 2017

The All-Nazi Issue

Goyim In the News: July 2, 2017

Goyim In the News

July 2, 2017

Call Your Mother

Or don’t bother. I’m just your mother.

Goyim In the News: July 23, 2017

Goyim In the News

Be Thou Upright (and Fully Locked)

The Lord Works in Mischievious Ways

Dear N.,

I recently traveled to Israel on a pilgrimage to the most sacred site in all of Judaism: the grave of Menachem Begin. Of course, I also stopped by many popular tourist…

Goyim in the News: June 18, 2017

June 18, 2017