*Spots paper referendum on the purpose of being Woke*
The protester was lying naked on six crates of Styrofoam, “No! Noo!”
It was a puffy lesson on the purpose of being Woke.
The squid tasted better after the bombs,
With a hint of the first patented fertilizer.
Stop complaining! Ghosts are the real paparazzi,
And they wonder what you did to eat silkworms every day.