The rules here are different than that sign-full-of-rules you see in pools. “No running No petting No diving.” In those…
Honestly, I need a lobotomy.
In all honesty, It’s been a bit of a rubbish week. First of all, I had to pull out of a long swim I’ve been really looking…
I am exhausted, humiliated, full of rage and regret. I am full of self doubt and self loathing. I do not understand…
I left home in Fife at 17, before I was a Proper Swimmer, who craved swimming adventure.
I tell you, this place is like Centerparcs for hipsters. There is a cinema room with gaily striped but hideously…
“It’s raining” you said, but I still want to go for a walk. “I’m not made of sugar,” you exclaimed. I chuckled. A man…
Saturday mornings. 9:20am. We assemble. We are physicists and teachers, anaesthatists and…
