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Attendees “Tentative”, Meeting’s Future in Jeopardy

Email Contains Way Too Many Exclamation Points

Executive Retires After 35 Straight Years of Being Pulled Into Meetings

Too Late On The Lunch Food

CHARLOTTE, NC | What many considered to be a bright spot in an otherwise dreary Tuesday turned out to be…

Publisher Pivots to Pivoting, Collapses Into Black Hole

“It’s Yeezy Season!” claims Executive; It is not.

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“Devastating”; Client Wants to Jump on a Quick Call

No One in Meeting Knows What Acronym Means

According to sources at BigTime Marketing and Communications, confusion abounded at a…