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PowerPoint Read Word for Word
PowerPoint Read Word for Word
Premium Jargon can confirm that today, in the year 2018, in America, a PowerPoint presentation was given where a presenter read, word for…
Lucas Quagliata
Oct 10, 2018
Attendees “Tentative”, Meeting’s Future in Jeopardy
Attendees “Tentative”, Meeting’s Future in Jeopardy
Concerned staff from both the agency and client side could be seen frantically reaching out to their colleagues while on site at MovieTime…
Lucas Quagliata
Oct 10, 2018
Too Late On The Lunch Food
Too Late On The Lunch Food
CHARLOTTE, NC | What many considered to be a bright spot in an otherwise dreary Tuesday turned out to be something completely different for…
Lucas Miller
Aug 28, 2018
Email Contains Way Too Many Exclamation Points
Email Contains Way Too Many Exclamation Points
According to multiple sources familiar with the matter, an email sent late Wednesday afternoon contained “way too many” exclamation points…
Lucas Quagliata
Sep 15, 2018
Creative Director has Fifteen Year Old Son, Knows Everything About Gen Z
Creative Director has Fifteen Year Old Son, Knows Everything About Gen Z
Creative Director Leon Strong, who has a fifteen year-old son in high-school, led an all hands meeting today where he explained each and…
Premium Jargon
Jun 14, 2018
In Unfortunate Moment of Clarity, Agency Vet Realizes They’ve Been Trying To Break Down The Same…
In Unfortunate Moment of Clarity, Agency Vet Realizes They’ve Been Trying To Break Down The Same…
A recent ill-timed Forbes push notification (and several American light lagers) created the perfect synergy in the mind of Grover…
Lucas Miller
Jun 14, 2018
Company Adds “Labs” to Name, Immediately Innovates
Company Adds “Labs” to Name, Immediately Innovates
After going through a rough patch over the past 18 months, local marketing agency BlueBird Labs, reported record profits for Q2. How did…
Lucas Quagliata
Jun 14, 2018
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Executive Retires After 35 Straight Years of Being Pulled Into Meetings
Executive Retires After 35 Straight Years of Being Pulled Into Meetings
After spending 35 years, his entire career, at Big Idea Co., Joseph Collins was honored by the company at a recent retirement ceremony…
Lucas Quagliata
Sep 6, 2018
Publisher Pivots to Pivoting, Collapses Into Black Hole
Publisher Pivots to Pivoting, Collapses Into Black Hole
In an effort to grow revenue and stay relevant, MediaCo recently announced a change in their business model. The online content…
Lucas Quagliata
Aug 8, 2018
“It’s Yeezy Season!” claims Executive; It is not.
“It’s Yeezy Season!” claims Executive; It is not.
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Be Maria
Jul 30, 2018
“Devastating”; Client Wants to Jump on a Quick Call
“Devastating”; Client Wants to Jump on a Quick Call
After sending an email in which she politely offered to “jump on a quick call” to talk through any confusion, Sr Client Services Associate…
Lucas Quagliata
Jul 19, 2018
No One in Meeting Knows What Acronym Means
No One in Meeting Knows What Acronym Means
According to sources at BigTime Marketing and Communications, confusion abounded at a recent internal meeting. Those present, who would not…
Lucas Quagliata
Jul 17, 2018
Recent Growth Has Some Spirits High, But Others Fear “Congestion”
Recent Growth Has Some Spirits High, But Others Fear “Congestion”
KANSAS CITY, Missouri — Tangible Success Marketing, a small SEM/SEO shop has shown exponential growth since launching in ‘16 with a…
Jeff Salkowski
Jul 2, 2018
New Experiential Marketing Installation Actually Just The Plastic Thing That Kills Turtles
New Experiential Marketing Installation Actually Just The Plastic Thing That Kills Turtles
NEW YORK, NY — A prominent New York City-based agency rocked the twittersphere late Friday after announcing that they would unveil New…
Be Maria
Jun 27, 2018
Legal Department Edits Campaign Down to Company Logo
Legal Department Edits Campaign Down to Company Logo
The latest marketing campaign from Plain Paper Creative hit a speed bump today following a review by their client’s legal department. The…
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Jun 25, 2018
Titan 90’s ad-man now realizes the real prize was his children all along
Titan 90’s ad-man now realizes the real prize was his children all along
Archie Liebowitz, 53, spent most of his life clawing his way to the top and taking whatever wasn’t nailed down. Making a name for himself…
Joey Pasko
Jun 21, 2018
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