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The Fact That Hillary Secretly Murdered Dozens Shows She’s Ready To Lead

Why Is Our Newspaper Entirely Devoted To Our Paperboy?

Dear Chief,
 
 When I took a staff job at The Daily Sun, I did it with the understanding that there’d be a few changes around here. Deeper local coverage, a fully staffed late-night desk, and a larger role for investigative. I’ve gotta…

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Trump vs. Trump

Can you believe this Donald Trump guy? One day he says one thing, the next day he says the opposite (hashtag: politics!) Don’t…

Zagat’s Guide to Poor Person Eating

Long known for being the world’s premiere guide for people who can afford food, Zagat’s has…

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The All-New Horsemen Of The Apocalypse!

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are SO 33 AD. Here’s a fresh update for today’s edgy, millennial audience!