Ranking the Seasons of ‘The Office’

*The Office theme song*

Ranking the Michael Myers Masks

What makes an iconic killer? The weapons? The kills? No, what makes a killer iconic is the way he looks…

Lena Dunham is a Plague, but so is Liberal Racism

Take it From an Idiot, Kanye West is an Idiot

I’m an idiot.

Rad or Bad — Country-Rap

A few years ago I was on tour in Vancouver and I was staying at a friend-of-a-friend’s house. She was a cute girl…

Adam Sandler and the Secret Sadness of His Movies

Dad’s are important.

Who Would You Rather Have: Matt Saracen or Mike Winchell?

It’s Okay to Be Nice to Fast Food Workers

I’ve never worked fast food before, well…unless you count Subway in high school. I…

Watching ‘The Matrix’ Series as an Adult

I’m an adult, technically. I’m 25, which is still really young. I’m still a child in the…

Is Revival Any Good?

No.

It’s not good. It’s bad. It’s the worst Eminem album, which is honestly helpful because I’ve…