Rich Kids

Cheetah next to your Lamborghini

Ah yes, the famous cheetah next to your Lamborghini photo. If you are going to take a photo with your cheetah, you shouldn’t get out of the Lamborghini. No. You should take the photo while you sit in your Lamborghini. This guy knows how to do it:

Since when do Rolls Royce come with suicide doors?

I dig it shoes. The car is ugly. I know its expensive and luxurious but I prefer a Tesla.

That Yacht is hauling ass

That Yacht is speeding through a no wake zone. Rich people have no regard for the laws. I don’t know why this is surprising.

Getting my Bronco pimped out

Covering your mouth again. Do you have bad teeth or something? The Bronco is pretty bad ass though.

If only your taste in clothes matched your taste in jets

You’ve got a pretty cool jet but your shirt makes me want to vomit. Also why are you covering up your nose? Did you cut the cheese? Someone open a window!

Motoring around the Alps in my touring snowmobile

If there was ever a Honda Gullwing of snowmobiles this is it. I mean that thing is balls out fancy. Those wrinkles on her face make me wonder if she is a kid. I’ll say yes because of the helmet but its a tough call.

Shopping is done!

And i’m trapped under my Chanel bag—help me get up!

You’ve got good taste sir. Or madam. Are those men’s hands? That ring is huge!