Sex and the Florida Woman

She’s not as well-known as the Florida Man, but her antics are no less outlandish

Kiki Wellington
Sex…With a Side of Quirk

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Although the Florida Man gets a lot of attention, the Florida Woman is no slouch when it comes to getting arrested for odd behavior. She’ll spray Febreze in your face, hit a cop with a used tampon, steal a live lobster out of the tank at a restaurant, and drive 19 miles with her ex-boyfriend on the hood of her car. And of course, like her male counterpart, when the Florida Woman gets horny, she often finds herself behind bars. Here are seven weird sexual encounters that the Florida woman had that sent her straight to jail.

Beanie Baby Booty Barter Goes Bust

Some prostitutes exchange sex for money. Others want material things, like…a Beanie Baby. Florida Woman Karen Robinson was arrested after a sex negotiation with an undercover cop where she offered him oral sex in exchange for $5 and one of the stuffed animals. While it is unclear as to how Robinson expected the officer to find a Beanie Baby to complete the transaction, what is clear is that she was charged with misdemeanor prostitution and spent 14 days in jail until she was released on her own recognizance. Robinson is no stranger to jail, as she was previously convicted of exposure of sexual organs and possession of drug paraphernalia.

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