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Short and Weird
The place for strange and funny microfiction stories (300 words or fewer). If you prefer 301-word stories, then this isn’t the place for you. Come back when you have a shorter attention span. Nah, I’m kidding — stories of any length can be great. But here, it’s all ≤ 300.
Note from the editor

Come to Short and Weird for tiny pieces of absurdity that will make you wonder what planet you’re on. (Hint: it’s still Earth. In fact, you’re probably in the exact same room you were in before you clicked on the link that brought you here. Though, maybe that room is on a flying saucer or Mars. I don’t know your life. Anyway, please stick around and read some wacky microfiction).

Editors
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RK Galaga
I make messes with words and paint. You might need a shower after reading my stories. I'm the owner of Short & Weird. Ever heard of it? It's ok if you haven't.
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R. Klemek
Writer, painter, pancake-flipper. "Co-founder" and editor of Short & Weird. I'm still working on this bio. I know I can do better.
Writers
Go to the profile of RK Galaga
RK Galaga
I make messes with words and paint. You might need a shower after reading my stories. I'm the owner of Short & Weird. Ever heard of it? It's ok if you haven't.
Go to the profile of Cathylouise
Cathylouise
Writer & poet. Working on my first novel. Loves metal/rock. Follower of the old gods/pagan/heathen. She/her.
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Smillew Rahcuef
One day I will stop writing on Medium. Read my stories while you can.
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May More
Gardener, Pet Care & Proud Mum / Mistress of Flash Fiction / Writer & Editor / Lipstick & Powder & Cocktail Club Pubs / Like food, coffee, hens & individuals 💜
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Grandma Smillew
Grandma. Pink belt in social media marketing. I love flash fiction and stories about Grandmas (submit here: https://medium.com/grandma-power)
Go to the profile of Ginger Bangs
Ginger Bangs
Occasionally sweary, but always entertaining. Top writer in Short Story, Fiction, Horror Fiction and LGBTQ.
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Raine Lore
Independent author, reader, graphic artist and photographer. Dabbling in illustration and animation. Top Writer in Fiction. Visit rainelore.weebly.com
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Ann James
Her writing muse lurks in the volcanic hills amidst mustangs, marmots and jackalopes. While hiking with her dogs, Ann stumbles upon stories of dark humor.
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Clara
We are all more than what we seem. I am a broken crayon that still colors. You are too. Keep making your life into a work of art.
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Rhobeau
50-something man and nerd trying to learn about anything, but especially science, love, and relationships. Rhobeau@gmail.com. Or buy me coffee ko-fi.com/rhobeau
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Debdutta Pal
I'd rather be watching Netflix.
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Steve Vernon
Writer of horror, humor. Retiree. Keeper of black cats, drinker of black coffee, and determinedly trying to lose some weight!
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Robert Gowty
Idiot Saveloy. Tasmanian. Answering questions you never asked. Aficionado of the number seven.
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Nikos Skordilis
Curious creator trying to gain a more beautiful mind and a lighter heart via his words and images.
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Marsha Adams
Autistic author. Usually found hiding behind a book.
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Mark Tulin
I escaped a therapy career to follow a dream. Poetry/Humor/Sexuality/Doodler/Storyteller — https://crowonthewire.com
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Carlo Zeno
Top writer in poetry and satire. Migrant. Expat. INFP. Poet. Satirist. Tragedian. Tutor. Public Servant.
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Mark Suroviec, M.Ed.
Ambassador of Fun | Top Writer in Satire | Sucks at Twitter @workplaysol | Game-Maker-Upper | Owner, WorkPlay Solutions.
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Alex Praytor
Writer, traveler, and avid coffee drinker. Originally from Texas, for 10+ years I've had the chance to see how life looks from the other side of the world.
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Uzi Landsmann
Software developer at Webstep. I write tech stuff and fiction in English and Swedish. Click on my lists to see more!
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Santa Claus
Expert craftsman & world traveler | Likes: sweets, snow, and reindeer husbandry | Dislikes: coal, assholes
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Wilkie Winters
Writer of contemporary fiction, erotica and whatever else comes to mind when the whim takes us.
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Kiki Wellington
Erotica author. Lover of quirk. www.sexwithkiki.com. Get hot erotic freebies www.sexwithkiki.com/hot-erotic-freebies
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Richard A. Steele
Writer of science fiction and transgressive tales. Trying to improve his vibration one wavelength at a time while working on his first novel.
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CD Richardson
Aspiring author, inspiring termagant
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✍ Posy Churchgate
Writing original Fiction without a Niche * Erotica & Romance* for More Subscribe to Ream https://reamstories.com/posy_churchgate Edits Tantalizing & Teaer Tales
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Richard Whiddington
I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure…
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Turi Sue
I value originality: sacred respites from the mundane & conformity. Steward of weathered souls of shoes /https://www.instagram.com/su.turi_art/
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Aurum Archon
I am but a humble storyteller. I am here to tell creepy stories, weird kooky tales and hilarious Jokes.
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Mike G
I've always been the individual to want to help others. I have always had the drive to create something out of nothing and start deep universal conversations.
Go to the profile of Edward Swafford
Edward Swafford
Enigmatic. I’m an Australian poet, healthcare professional, and copywriter. I pen poems about spirituality, tech, aged care, mental health and relationships ☺️.
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Allan Ishac
Author of The Mystic In The Mews (themysticinthemews.com). Satirist. Humor writer. Former advertising creative director. Visit me at allanishac.com.
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Robert Bush
Want to read about slippers and baths, farting in a spaceship and ageing ungracefully? Read on, you've come to the right place. 4 x top writer, 10 x boosted.
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Lizzie Lizard Brain
The inappropriate, playful, sometimes offensive, usually outrageous reptilian part of Patricia Jeanne's brain.
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& her ocean
casually surfing through her waves of thoughts
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A.J. Cralle (she, her)
💜DIABETES TYPE 2: Little Pricks Suck💜 AJ.’s the mom of a Q+ family living in a cottage w/ a periwinkle front door. Editor@Sweary Mommy & Editor@Modern Women
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P. L. Goaway
I spent way too much time trying to come up with something entertaining to write here.
Go to the profile of Conor Prendergast
Conor Prendergast
I occasionally write poorly. I regularly write VERY poorly. Follow me if you're interested in words that gets to the point. A point you can read in 60 seconds
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Aman Dasgupta
“Easy reading is damn hard writing.” - Nathaniel Hawthorne
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Kassondra O'Hara
Working mom who uses her curiosity to fuel the curiosities of others ~ Writes mostly history and true crime
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Sam Letterwood
Science enthusiast, Knowledge seeker, Meditation and yoga practitioner, Life-long learner
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Patrick Eades
Writer who likes to make people laugh and think. Or at least think about laughing. Loves all animals and most humans.
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Every Day Life Improvement
3x Top writer MSc in Agriculture and Sustainable Development Graduate from RMAS https://sites.google.com/view/everyday-life-improvement/home
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Nichola Scurry
Australian human living in Barcelona, writing mostly about popular culture with a twist of quirky. If you like my writing, I like coffee. ko-fi.com/nicscurry
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F. Leonora Solomon
writer/curious human. find me at http://fdotleonora.com and https://fdotleonora.substack.com. x: @fdotleonora
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Evan Purcell
Evan Purcell is a writer and English teacher who has worked all over the world (most recently in Kazakhstan). He's working on his first feature film.
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Kristen Stark
I write humor and I’m slightly unhinged.
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Warren Turner
A semi-retired, progressive clergy person who writes personal essays about life at 80 and sometimes tries to be funny. Supporter of all LGBTQ+ issues. He/Him
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Victor Cardenas
Top 'Sasstire' and humor writer. Hater of pickles. Mentioned in someone else's book. Investigator. Proof history is written by Victors.
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tobi — Audio Writer
Award winning bathroom singer🥇| write what you love—until you love to write 🫵🏽 | https://tobitotheworld.medium.com/subscribe | Editor: Short.Sweet.Valuable💚
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NineLivesOfEmilee
Mama, Witch , Author & Tarot - Oracle Reader ✨I'm Emilee. Chronic Pain Spoonie. FREE Palestine. Crystals and Magic Oils.
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Drew Purcell
Drew manages an extended-stay hotel by day and writes mostly horror, comedy, and horror/comedy stuff after his four kids go to bed.
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Fernando Munaretti
My brakes aren't working
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Bella Smith ⭐
Human Behavior/Psychology Enthusiast, Empath, Introvert, INFJ. psychtimespublication.com Let's Connect: https://linktr.ee/bellasmith0705
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NiceShotTed
I'm an Image Wrangler and Idea Magnet. If you crave full-bodied wines, succulent chocolate, and intelligent fiction, I'm your guy. I also do handstands.
Go to the profile of Nicolas Ramis🦎
Nicolas Ramis🦎
I write to make sense of life & human psychology. Grab my free 5-Day SELF-MASTERY Guide → www.subscribepage.io/selfmastery | Self-help, Mental Health, Poetry
Go to the profile of O. E. Peters
O. E. Peters
I think I got a few stories and words to spare, don't take my words too seriously but don't take them to lightly.
Go to the profile of Harvey Richards
Harvey Richards
I am a writer who writes about interesting things to make you think... Contact: harveyrichards80s@gmail.com
Go to the profile of Jim Mercurio
Jim Mercurio
Screenwriter/Filmmaker—Top writer satire and screenwriting. Writer: MuddyUm, Slackjaw, Ink & Tears, Frazzled, Emoshitstorm. Owner: Screenwriting & Storytelling.
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Bonobo
"Savagely weird and hilarious"... "A really unique voice"... Dad of 4 - with the same woman. Shamanic healer. Humour pulls me through. bonobo@inmano.com
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Mike Howard
Michael Howard has traveled extensively in Africa, the Americas, Asia, Europe, the Caribbean, & the South Seas – winning hearts and minds in and out of uniform.
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G. Charles
Exploring the intersection of friendship, romance and the erotic. https://gcsub2090.medium.com Twitter @Gcs2090
Go to the profile of Jacinta Palmer🍂
Jacinta Palmer🍂
*Does not Follow for Follow* Writing the kind of Fiction I love 2 Read | YA | Magical | Romance | Supernatural | Freelance Editor | Besotted with dogs
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Joe Stallings
Musician, Artist, Game Developer, Writer, Coder, Thinker, Dad. https://linktr.ee/jstallingssr
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T. Bass
Here to write. Might read. 23 🎂| Xtian ✝️| I also act a li'l 🎭
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Fuad Al-Qrize
Writer, Author, Producer, Musician. https://www.fuadalqrize.me https://g.co/kgs/X6GPNm https://muckrack.com/fuadalqrize
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Diane Foster
Personal life. The art of writing. Loves cheese, fiction, heavy metal, poetry, and wine. Please visit my Amazon page: https://www.amazon.com/author/dianefoster
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Ryon Plock
The Worldwide Leader In Laziness And Procrastination 💯