President Trump: All White House Leaks ‘Are 100% Treason’

Was Donald Trump a Robot?

“Consider this video.”

Five Unconnected Anecdotes About Killing

I was at a storytelling event Wednesday night where a former University of Tennessee…

Princess Melania Trump Rocks Out

Once upon a time there was a princess named Melania Trump who lived in a gold tower on an island and…

Donald Trump’s Shtick-Network Paradox

I worked at Wired in the early days of The Social Media, before whole jobs were dedicated to…

America The Person’s F — ing Vocabulary

Of course America The Person made a rapist chief. The whole concept’s built around…

An Apology To Alan Kurdi

It would be foolish to blame your death on any one thing, Alan Kurdi. Bashar al-Assad, armies, terrorists…

A Genesis of Clocks and Winter

Once there were two brother suns and everything was warm. They traded off burning bright for the whole…

To Hammer A Nail In The Sky

Once there was a blacksmith that hammered nails into the sky. He smashed great iron pegs against the horizon…

Crocodile Teeth

His sense of self began to change when a crocodile twisted off his arm. His girlfriend had floated the idea of inviting the guide…