World War Z (2013)

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Man Of Steel (2013)

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Brandon Routh? Who dat?[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Superman’s origins again, told in twisty-turny Batman Begins style. Zod turns up for a bit and looks angry. They hit each…

GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

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I’m sorry, you’ve caught me on a bad day. Hail Cobra![/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: CGI meets a line of toys. GI Joe are tasked with taking on an evil…

The Purge (2013)

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Can I interest you in home insurance?[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Crime is down to 1% thanks to a 12 hour period every year where all crime is legal. Ethan Hawke and family try to…

Sleepaway Camp (1983)

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The best thing about this movie. Simples.[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Years after her Dad is killed in a freak boating accident, Angela goes to summer camp, gets bullied…

Saw III (2006)

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“You’re completely crazy.”
“Yeah, well you’re completely bald.”[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Jigsaw is dying and kidnaps a doctor to save him. He ruins things by…

Toy Story 3 (2010)

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Are you classically trained?[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Andy’s off to college and doesn’t play with the toys anymore. They’re accidentally shipped off to a day care centre where…

Resident Evil Afterlife (2010)

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Somebody put poo particles on my pillow…[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: It’s more frankly ludicrous zombie action as Alice tries to find a safe haven and ends up…

Building a Universe: Adventures in Writing

I love building universes. I didn’t realise this until quite recently, but whenever I start writing a new project half of the fun is in creating the characters and, more specifically, the world they inhabit. Case in point, and I keep coming back to this…

Jonah Hex (2010)

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Sorry, but what is it you actually do?[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Jonah Hex wants revenge against the man who killed his family. This man just so happens to be plotting to take over…