Death Wish II (1982)

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“I should be at home sipping cocoa…”[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Paul Kersey’s daughter is killed by thugs and he sets off on a quest for revenge. Just like the first Death…

The Guest (2014)

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Don’t trust him, even if he is that chap from Downton.[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: A mysterious strange entwines himself into the life of a grieving family. Then everything goes…

Bill (2015)

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Crones. Always crones.[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: The Horrible Histories gang present Shakespeare: The Early Years.

Diamond Heist (2012)

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Madsen was adept at absorbing even the smallest amount of talent from his co-stars. There wasn’t much to take from Jamelia.[/caption]

Alien VS Predator (2004)

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The Predator’s “sexy dance” was met with general concern.[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Aliens meet Predators, and there are people stuck in the middle. Suffice to say…

Cyborg 2: Glass Shadow (1993)

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Babylon AD (2008)

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He realised far too late that saying yes to this film was a bad career move.[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Some guff happens with Vin Diesel. None of it is interesting.

Cyborg (1989)

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“My special power is growling. That’s it.”[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Van Damme is an action man protecting a cyborg who has information that could save humanity.

The Heroes of Telemark (1965)

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“I swear, say one more thing about my chin and I’ll punch you.”[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: The daring raid on a heavy water plant in Norway, as depicted by…

Goal 3: Taking On The World (2009)

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A Little Chaos (2015)

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The most awkward date ever.[/caption]

Twitter Plot Summary: Romance and gardening are easy bedfellows, it seems. Hans Gruber directs.