Spot The Deliberate Mistake: After Wandering About Wikipedia Too Much At 6 In The Morning On The Bloody Victoria Line. Again.

Facts.

1. When the Ancient Egyptians buried their dead, they would, as you probably know, put beer and bread in the…

Uber

They say to me:

• If we’re going to smile at the sun, we should also smile at the rain.
• You let too many refugees in here. They are criminals. Look at those two over there, they don’t work, these people, they just sell drugs and fight. This is why we must learn…

The Man Who Fell To Earth

The world is divided, he once told me, into two. There are those who — when it comes to their plane plummeting from the sky — will put their own mask on before trying to help their child. And there are those who will, instead, rush headlong to help the child, risking both their…

Escape

In the good old days you could catch the train at the very last minute and find yourself in a carriage with no exit except a door that — if you shoved down the window and leaned out to turn the handle — opened straight into the flying countryside.