1-Philadelphia rats are working part time as Santa’s elves.
2-Terrell Owens gives himself a Christmas gift.
3-After accepting bribes, City officials ask, “So what are you doing New Year’s Eve?”
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Hanukkah and Christmas fall on the same day this year. Jews around the world will light the first candle in the menorah, enjoy potato latkes and a host of treats, while Christians will sit down to a delicious meal.