My Wife’s Response to My Demands Is Finally In

She Said She Thinks I’m Cute (That I Think She Listens…

7 Demands My Wife Won’t Agree To

But Finger’s Crossed, As of This Post I’m Still Optimistically…

Conversations With My Dog on Slack

Episode One: A Donutless Micromanger Pushes His Luck

I Stink at Ben Franklin’s First 6 Rules for Living a Good Life

And What Can I Say, That’s Just Gotta…

A Nursery Rhyme Throwback to Celebrate a True Television Hero

Help Us Fred Rogers! You’re Our Only…

Self Promotion of a Bashful Fictional Wizard Humorist & Tips for Playing Both Sides in the Robot Apocalypse

How to Rid Your Office of Flying Monkeys and Other General Tomfoolery

Or How to Properly Use a Trusty…

That Time I Let a Cartoon Cricket Loose in My Non-Fiction Living Room

A This-Happened-to-Me Story From…

Oh the Smelly Fart

Poetry for That Noisome Filthy Sweetheart